* The drug Opium is a great cure for deafness.

* Using a certain brand of snuff will bring back your hearing.

* There are certain oils that when put in your ears will cure your deafness.

* Putting a small twig in your ear and leaving it there until you can hear again will cure deafness.

* Take samples of your urine and heat it using two dishes then put the water that boils off of it in your ears, this will cure your deafness.

* Take some hog lard and fry some peach kernels in it then put drops of this mixture into your ears and repeat until your hearing comes back.

* Climb somewhere that is really high then jump right off, the drop down will cure your deafness.

* Mineral products will cure your deafness.

* Take a trip to Fiji and visit the high priestess, she will put her hands over your ears and you will be able to hear again.

* A chiropractor can cure deafness.

* Bear fat when melted and put into the ears will cure deafness.

* Eat 20 tomatoes a day until your hearing comes back.

* When you yawn put pepper in your mouth and your hearing will be restored.

* A mixture of your urine, olive oil and garlic drunk three times a day will cure deafness.

* Drops of water from cave roofs is a cure for deafness.

* People who are deaf are also dumb.

* Deaf children are not as clever as those that have perfect hearing.

* Children are deaf because their parents are deaf.

* Because you are deaf then you cant work.

* All children who are deaf can lip read.

* Deaf and those hard of hearing are below the normal intelligence level.

* If a deaf person uses a hearing aid their speech will sound clear.

* Hard of hearing people can hear if they want to.

* Wearing a hearing aid means you're getting old.

* The hearing aid is a cure for deafness.